so, at work, I’ll say something completely serious, and people will treat it as a joke.
In response to some random bullshit, I said, “Locking people up without their consent is wrong.”
People laughed. They said I had a weird sense of humor. “Dark, too.”
I wasn’t joking.
In conversation later, some guy asked why women never “give it to you when you want it, and are always trying to give it to you when you don’t”
I responded, “because you aren’t entitled to anything.”
And people laughed. I don’t know why.
Later on, someone made a quip about the guy waiting outside for one of the waitstaff.
He said that it, “wasn’t her husband or her baby-daddy, it was her boyfriend, she just doesn’t want anyone to know.”
I responded, “Well with how polyamoury is treated in this society, it’s understandable why most people would want to keep it to themselves.”