New poem, written in flight

To the Asshole on the Airplane

Shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down

Stop rubbing your ass on me

Talking to her aisle seat

You’re making life hard for all around

 

Go away you entitled ass

Go back to your first class

She’ll see you on the ground.

Shut the fuck up

And sit the fuck down

 

 

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